±Recent Visitors

Recent Visitors to Com-Central!

±User Info-big


Welcome Anonymous

Nickname
Password

Membership:
Latest: HighestAce
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 6648

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 305
Total: 305
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Your Account
02: Home
03: Home
04: Home
05: Home
06: Home
07: Home
08: Supporters
09: Community Forums
10: Community Forums
11: Community Forums
12: Home
13: Home
14: Home
15: Home
16: Home
17: Home
18: Home
19: Home
20: Community Forums
21: Community Forums
22: Home
23: Community Forums
24: Community Forums
25: Home
26: Home
27: Home
28: News Archive
29: Community Forums
30: Community Forums
31: Home
32: News Archive
33: Home
34: Community Forums
35: Home
36: Home
37: Downloads
38: Home
39: Home
40: Home
41: Community Forums
42: Photo Gallery
43: Community Forums
44: News Archive
45: Home
46: Home
47: Home
48: Community Forums
49: Community Forums
50: Photo Gallery
51: Home
52: Home
53: Community Forums
54: Home
55: Home
56: Home
57: Community Forums
58: Home
59: Community Forums
60: Home
61: Community Forums
62: Community Forums
63: Community Forums
64: Community Forums
65: Home
66: News
67: Home
68: Community Forums
69: Home
70: Home
71: Home
72: Home
73: Community Forums
74: News
75: Home
76: Community Forums
77: Your Account
78: Community Forums
79: Home
80: Community Forums
81: Home
82: Member Screenshots
83: Home
84: Home
85: Community Forums
86: Home
87: Community Forums
88: Community Forums
89: Community Forums
90: Home
91: Community Forums
92: Home
93: Community Forums
94: Home
95: Home
96: News Archive
97: Community Forums
98: Community Forums
99: Home
100: Community Forums
101: Member Screenshots
102: Community Forums
103: Community Forums
104: Home
105: Home
106: News
107: Home
108: Community Forums
109: Home
110: Photo Gallery
111: Community Forums
112: Home
113: Downloads
114: Community Forums
115: Home
116: Home
117: Home
118: Community Forums
119: Home
120: Community Forums
121: Community Forums
122: Community Forums
123: Community Forums
124: Community Forums
125: Home
126: Home
127: Community Forums
128: Community Forums
129: Home
130: Home
131: Community Forums
132: Photo Gallery
133: Home
134: Home
135: Home
136: Home
137: Home
138: Home
139: Home
140: Community Forums
141: Community Forums
142: Home
143: Community Forums
144: Home
145: Home
146: Home
147: Community Forums
148: Home
149: Community Forums
150: Community Forums
151: Community Forums
152: Home
153: Community Forums
154: Community Forums
155: Home
156: Home
157: Community Forums
158: Community Forums
159: Home
160: Community Forums
161: Home
162: Home
163: Home
164: Home
165: Home
166: Community Forums
167: News
168: Downloads
169: Community Forums
170: Community Forums
171: Home
172: Community Forums
173: Home
174: Home
175: Community Forums
176: Home
177: Community Forums
178: Community Forums
179: Community Forums
180: Home
181: Home
182: Community Forums
183: Community Forums
184: Community Forums
185: Community Forums
186: Community Forums
187: Home
188: Home
189: Community Forums
190: Home
191: Home
192: Home
193: Home
194: Community Forums
195: Home
196: Community Forums
197: Home
198: Home
199: Home
200: Community Forums
201: Community Forums
202: Home
203: Home
204: Community Forums
205: Community Forums
206: Home
207: Community Forums
208: Home
209: Community Forums
210: Community Forums
211: Home
212: Home
213: Home
214: Home
215: Community Forums
216: Community Forums
217: Home
218: Member Screenshots
219: Home
220: Community Forums
221: Community Forums
222: Home
223: Home
224: Community Forums
225: Home
226: Home
227: Home
228: Community Forums
229: Home
230: Community Forums
231: Community Forums
232: Home
233: Home
234: Home
235: Home
236: Home
237: Community Forums
238: Community Forums
239: Photo Gallery
240: Community Forums
241: Home
242: Home
243: Home
244: Community Forums
245: Community Forums
246: Home
247: Home
248: Member Screenshots
249: Community Forums
250: Home
251: Home
252: Photo Gallery
253: Home
254: Community Forums
255: Member Screenshots
256: Photo Gallery
257: Home
258: Home
259: Community Forums
260: Community Forums
261: Home
262: Home
263: Community Forums
264: Home
265: Home
266: Home
267: Home
268: Community Forums
269: Home
270: Home
271: Your Account
272: Home
273: Home
274: Home
275: Community Forums
276: Home
277: Home
278: Home
279: Community Forums
280: Community Forums
281: Community Forums
282: Community Forums
283: Community Forums
284: Downloads
285: Home
286: Home
287: Home
288: Downloads
289: Community Forums
290: Home
291: Home
292: Home
293: Member Screenshots
294: Community Forums
295: Community Forums
296: Home
297: Community Forums
298: Member Screenshots
299: Home
300: Home
301: Home
302: Community Forums
303: Community Forums
304: Home
305: Community Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you.... :: Archived
A general meeting place for all pilots!
Post new topic    Revive this topic    Printer Friendly Page     Forum Index ›  Officer's Club

Topic Archived View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
JG300-Ascout
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
Posts: 6257
Location: Cyberspace
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:52 pm
Post subject: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you....

...you know who you are. Wink ( a word to the unwise )

"Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature smileyface*.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his Johnson* severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his Johnson*."


www.ananova.com/news/s...html?menu=


*because it's the "Officers Club".....apologies in advance to Mr. Johnson.

_________________
"All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Shades
Forum Tree-Rat

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 07, 2005
Posts: 6475
Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:02 pm
Post subject: Re: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you....

lolol

_________________
Skwerl's place.

Com-Central's cutest, fluffiest, twitchiest, tail.
CPU > Intel i9-9900k (o/c 4.9GHz); COOLING > BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4;
MOBO > ASUS PRIME Z390-A; RAM > 2x32GB Corsair LPX 2666MHz;
GPU > Gigabyte GEFORCE GTX650Ti PCI-e 3.0 2Gb GDDR5;
AUDIO > Creative X-Fi Xtreme Music (plus - Universal Audio UAD2 Quad Custom accelerator);
HDD > 3x1TB+ M.2. SSDs; LCD > DELL - S2419HGF (1920x1080);
PSU > 650W be quiet Straight Power 11 - 80+ Gold;
CASE > BeQuiet! SILENT BASE 601; OS > Windows 11 Home Advanced (64-bit).
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website ICQ Number
Uhu_Fledermaus
Aircraft Demolition Expert

Offline Offline
Joined: Nov 28, 2004
Posts: 4369
Location: Blaricum, The Netherlands ~GMT+1
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:37 pm
Post subject: Re: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you....

One wonders about some parts of the population one thought they where extint, apparantly they are not.

How daft can one be, really ??

rotflmao!
Back to top
View user's profile ICQ Number MSN Messenger Photo Gallery
Shadow_Bshwackr
Janitor

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 21, 2005
Posts: 7019
Location: Central Illinois, USA
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:43 pm
Post subject: Re: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you....

ROFLMAO.... Some people will believe ANYTHING...lol
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
Roy_A_Lingle
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 24, 2006
Posts: 1997
Location: El Paso & Ft Bliss, Texas
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:00 am
Post subject: Re: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you.

Hi Folks!

I hear that area of the world has a test where a man can learn if his future wife maybe a witch.

1. Weigh the lady in question.
2. Have lady in question set on a broom.
3. Reweigh the lady with broom.
If weight goes up do to the addation of the broom, she is not a witch. Razz
If weight goes down because the broom is holding her up, she is a witch. Crying or Very sad

I guess if that area has witch doctors, then there must also be witchs.

The above is one of those things I came acrossed on the internet. Confused
Sgt, Scouts Out!

_________________
"You can never have too much reconnaissance."
General G.S. Patton Jr.
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Hangman
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Nov 19, 2004
Posts: 449

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:40 pm
Post subject: Re: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you....

damn...anybody wanna by a hedgehog????
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Kitform
Bar Maid

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 22, 2005
Posts: 2011
Location: Cleveland. UK.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:33 pm
Post subject: Re: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you.

Anyone wanna buy a witch !!!!!!
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
Red_Baroness
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Aug 09, 2006
Posts: 129
Location: OKL buliding, third floor, 7th door on the left, next to Oberst Oesau
PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:50 am
Post subject: Re: A word of caution for Bus...well if this applies to you.

Twisted Evil Oh, I'm not for sale. Sorry! LOL LOL LOL.

Then again, for the right Luftwaffle, I COULD be bought. Twisted Evil

_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic    Revive this topic    Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index ›  Officer's Club
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 6 Hours

Archive Revive
Username:
This is an archived topic - your reply will not be appended here.
Instead, a new topic will be generated in the active forum.
The new topic will provide a reference link to this archived topic.