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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:43 am
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....Don't bother knockin'?

If you're in the Atlanta area, and have $269 on hand, they throw in a bottle of champagne too. No mention if the necessary "partner" is provided at that price, but there could be a nightclub, girl's dormitory, red-light district, FBO-run escort service, or even a petting zoo nearby...

www.milehighatlanta.co.../index.htm

I'm thinkin' probably the best bet would be to schedule a "flight" in June, July or August, when it's hot and bumpy air aloft....and let the turbulence do the work for you!!!

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Cool Stoopy. What will they think of next. LOL Laughing

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Me n' Gretchen n' Heidi are gonna' need a bigger plane.....

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Wouldn't that drive the price up to $403.50 for the three of you then (excluding Gretchen and Heidi's regular fees)?

Being extremely frugal, the thought crossed my mind that the charge could be reduced to $134.50 if I just showed up by myself...maybe even less if their offer of "keeping the sheets as a momento after the flight" is declined... Rolling Eyes

Then there's the question of whether a full hour is really necessary......experienced married couples should be able to wrap everything up much quicker than that, so even counting the climb to 5280 ft and then landing afterward, the charge really oughta be about $44.83 (10 minutes - and "warmup activities" can be taken care of during the takeoff roll).... okay round it up to 50 bucks including tip....:lol:

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Being extremely frugal, the thought crossed my mind that the charge could be reduced to $134.50 if I just showed up by myself...maybe even less if their offer of "keeping the sheets as a momento after the flight" is declined... Rolling Eyes


Why'oncha' try it? Wait 'til he gets to altitude and then whisper through the curtain..."Say, handsome...does this plane have autopilot?"

Ascout predicts a rapid descent..... Mr. Green

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Well actually i was thinking of bringing along just a Victoria's Secret catalogue but you make a good point...the pilot could be female, and if there's enough assist from the turbulence, maybe the entire fee could be "worked off"!

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Rats. Scratch the whole idea. Found out after calling them that they don't allow objects & such, so the can of Crisco, the spatula, and the empty dresser drawer with toilet-seat attachment have to stay on the ground. Don't see any trapeze arrangement in the passenger area either.

I guess it's for "inhibited" couples only, which would also rule out both Heidi and Gretchen huh?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:13 pm
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OK! this beats the "NOSE HAIR" all together!
Boss to pilot: "Was it a good flight?
Pilot: "Yes sir. But a lot of trim was required to keep 'er straight and level."
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:37 pm
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Oh, yeah....and all our toys are on the list of "electrical devices that may never be used in flight".

Some things are just better done on the ground.....or "in the road".

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...or in the lawn and garden section of the San Bernardino Home Depot.......yessiree........

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