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JG300-Ascout · Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:19 am Post subject: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

Saw this and I got worried....

"FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - A giant wild hog boasted to be bigger than the near-mythical "Hogzilla" caught in southern Georgia a few years ago has been killed in a suburban Atlanta neighborhood.

The hog hung snout down from a tree Friday in William Coursey's front yard, not far from where the avid hunter said he shot the beast. He said he hauled it to a truck weight station, which recorded the hairy hog at 1,100 pounds.

The Department of Natural Resources did not know whether the hog was a record for the state. "We don't keep records on hogs," said Melissa Cummings of the DNR's public affairs department."

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:18 am Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

OK, now I'm really starting to get worried...

Uhu_Fledermaus · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:05 am Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

erm ....... not to spread any rumours ............

BUT ...... we saw him yesterday when flying over Australia .............

he was flying a good looking freaking fast Howard 500 .....................

We didn't ask him as to where he was going Rolling Eyes

fled

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:54 am Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

- Uhu_Fledermaus

he was flying a good looking freaking fast Howard 500 .....................

We didn't ask him as to where he was going

Well I had to get the heck out of Dodge pronto after a quick getaway! Laughing

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:13 pm Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

So, this would not be a good time to ask you to account for your whereabouts during a certain time frame, I take it..... Rolling Eyes

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:22 pm Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

Well, sure, ask away.....but I wasn't even in the room when it happened and nobody saw me do it, so I don't know a thing. All news to me, really.

Not that I'm confessing anything, but who's to say that rather hefty feral swine wasn't a squad corporate accountant who had the dime dropped on him after a disagreement with a 'client' over possibly-deductible items?

And if I did know anything, which as I said I really don't, I'd still maintain that man-bra's are a valid business expense! Due to the G-forces and whatnot....

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

Pthwwwwpt! Probably just a stray shot from a bf-109 overhead on a routine training mission and some dweeb cracker on the ground is trying to take credit and cop a record on Guiness or sum'thin'. Entropy and gravity conspiring to make something of nothing. No criminal culpability there for any Sau's, nosirree! No harm, no foul.

Move along, there's nothing to see here..... Rolling Eyes

JG300-fr8ycat · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

The story as I heard it was Stoopy and some wanna-be Hog were arguing over who was the new "Hogzilla".

Just when it appeared Stoopy had proven himself a hunter stepped out of the trees and Stoopy pointed to the other one and yelled "Hogzilla right here!" and ran. Wink

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:09 pm Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

Seems every time you think you got someone groomed for a top slot in the organization, someone comes along and pops 'im.

(sigh)...wonder who's gonna be next.....any Volunteers?

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: Re: Has anybody seen Stoopy?!

- JG300-Stoopy

Seems every time you think you got someone groomed for a top slot in the organization, someone comes along and pops 'im.

(sigh)...wonder who's gonna be next.....any Volunteers?

Jeez, no wonder Exos stepped down from XO position! Coincidence? Hmmmmm....maybe we should be askin' questions about where he was....or not. Wink

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