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JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Caught cheating on Heidi! Scandal rocks the Luv Shak (even more than usual)!

Normally, I'd try to cover for the Boss Hawg, but when you get caught on film like this, there's not much can be done. Why didn't the sergeant-at-arms smash the camera?....and who had the duty watchin' out for the boss last nite? And why is he drinkin' from that sissy lookin' plastic cup? Shocked

Uhu_Fledermaus · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:40 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

looks to me he got distracted by some very appealing "earplugs"

Laughing

JG300_Hunt · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:49 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Sorry boss, my fault - I too was distracted by the scenary and forgot my first, second and third general orders. Rolling Eyes

Guess I'm back on Latrine Duty again - Chili, Echo - Pass the Mop! Mr. Green

Good find Ascout!

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:02 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

I'm startin' to have my doubts about some of these "business trips" he reports taking. I wonder if they're on to these evenings at "Hooters" in the expense department? Wink

This is not going to set well with Heidi. Somebody better alert JG300-Chili to the prospect of sweeping up a lot broken dishware.

JG300-fr8ycat · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Is the AVN a usual stop on his "Business" trips?

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:46 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Dang, I do look young for my age don't I......and seriously gotta get out in the sun a lot more!

Don't worry Gents, Heidi knew the deal going in and actually appreciates a dude who knows what he likes and isn't afraid to show it....as long as it's 'look but don't touch' there's no problem with admiring natural spherical beauty.......which is kinda sad because I sure coulda used a nice warm set of earmuffs, as Fled puts it, like that last week when I was shoveling snow.... Laughing

Oh, and nice touch Ascout - ask me to hold your flimsy plastic specimen cup and then split to take a picture of it! Pbbbbtt!!!!

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

- JG300-Stoopy

Oh, and nice touch Ascout - ask me to hold your flimsy plastic specimen cup and then split to take a picture of it! Pbbbbtt!!!!

And you so totally fell for it! But does this mean my little scheme of demanding a wad of hush money isn't, you know, working? I could make that jpg disappear for a specified ration of ripe strawberries, ya' know.... Wink

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Of all the.....I'm shocked and, frankly appalled you'd even mention the possibility of suggesting such a thing - I mean the nerve of actually thinkin' I'd knowingly agree to any such an arrangement, this is pure extortion and really something I thought was quite below you....I can't tell ya how dissapointed I am, askin' for such a thing...is there a level you won't sink to????!

Nice try but it ain't gonna happen chief.....I mean, I got the innocent good looks, no one's gonna believe it anyways!

Check behind your footlocker tomorrow morning, and that JPG better be gone PRONTO buddy, or I'm gonna want more than a 50/50 split of the strawberries collected from this!!!

JG300_Hunt · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:40 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Pssst, Stoopy, I dropped off that case of strawberries for you know who and left it you know where... mums the word Rolling Eyes

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:48 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Appreciate it, but really no need, Hunt......not gonna "stoop" to that level if you'll pardon the pun......I mean who on earth can blame such a young innocent face for being momentarily distracted by such lovely ginormous pontoons....I mean I had something in my eye, was all.....I'm innocent and pure as the driven snow, I tell ya!!!!

Thanks Chief.....I got your back next time around!!!!!

JG300-WILLIFOCK · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Aug 31, 2005 Posts: 140

Boss is negotiatin tradin that cup for 2 others! Twisted Evil

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

- JG300-Stoopy

Of all the.....I'm shocked and, frankly appalled you'd even mention the possibility of suggesting such a thing - I mean the nerve of actually thinkin' I'd knowingly agree to any such an arrangement, this is pure extortion and really something I thought was quite below you....I can't tell ya how dissapointed I am, askin' for such a thing...is there a level you won't sink to????!

Nice try but it ain't gonna happen chief.....I mean, I got the innocent good looks, no one's gonna believe it anyways!

Check behind your footlocker tomorrow morning, and that JPG better be gone PRONTO buddy, or I'm gonna want more than a 50/50 split of the strawberries collected from this!!!

Whoa! No deal, Homie! Who you tryin' to hose now?! You tryin' to stiff ME?! With a load of rotten fungus-ridden strawberries? You and your lackey Hunt (taking advantage of a new guy like that...shameless!)?

Just for that, the pictures STAYS...for everyones' enjoyment, if nothing else.

Better watch yer back, Bud! Evil or Very Mad

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:43 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Buuh......ehh....Preposterous accusations here, it's a setup job!

And, hey fine.....not a dang thing wrong with that lil' morsel there. Anything that puts hair in your gut also puts hair on your chest. Why, back in the day, we'd get three-month-old strawberry stems in our slop trough.....and we were happy to have 'em!!!

Boy.....y'get nice digs like this and a nice fancy new banner and all, and expectations just go through the roof, I tell ya. Next thing is, you'll want them fancy round ice cubes in your cup of Chateau Boones Farm that's served with your brunch, like they got over to the Hotel 6!

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:52 pm Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

- JG300-Stoopy

Next thing is, you'll want them fancy round ice cubes in your cup of Chateau Boones Farm that's served with your brunch, like they got over to the Hotel 6!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........................

That does it...now the pic stays forever. You mentioned the unmentionable...."Boones Farm". The Ascout, he had a BAAAD experience with the apple version of that concoction (well, it might also have been mixed in his belly with beer and other spirits) one ill-advised evening at Ft. Knox decades ago that left me unable to even stand the smell of non-alcoholic apple cider for yearsafterwards. Just for bringing that memory back, I'm digging up all the dirt I can on you, Mister. And I don't even want hush money....I just want you to suffer! Evil or Very Mad

JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:13 am Post subject: Re: STOOPY BUSTED!!!!

Sounds kinda lightweight but I avoid them fancy wines for good reason anyways.....hey, did I ever tell ya about this time I ate two big boxes of JuJuBees - y'know, the sticky, gummy, multicolored, chewy candy - followed up with about 2 six-packs of Burgie and a leftover taco from the day before, then some friends came by with some peach-flavored brandy and some other stuff......I mean, it was like, all in this one big nasty multicolored strung-out glob when it came up later and.....

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