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Been hittin' the schnapps....
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:43 pm
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daÃŸ sein warum ich benÃ¶tigen Sauerstoff an dies HÃ¶he...ja! Rolling Eyes

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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:39 am
Post subject: Re: Been hittin' the schnapps....

wunderbar flying, mein herr

I stumbled across this that I thought the esteemed members of JG 300 might find amusing

"16 REASONS WHY AIRPLANES ARE EASIER TO LIVE WITH THAN WOMEN

1. AIRPLANES USUALLY KILL YOU QUICKLY: A WOMAN TAKES HER TIME.

2. AIRPLANES CAN BE TURNED ON BY A FLICK OF A SWITCH.

3. AIRPLANES DON'T GET MAD IF YOU DO A "TOUCH AND GO".

4. AIRPLANES DON'T OBJECT TO A PRE-FLIGHT INSPECTION.

5. AIRPLANES COME WITH MANUALS TO EXPLAIN THEIR OPERATION.

6. AIRPLANES HAVE STRICT WEIGHT AND BALANCE LIMITATIONS.

7. AIRPLANES CAN BE FLOWN ANY TIME OF THE MONTH.

8. AIRPLANES DON'T COME WITH IN-LAWS.

9. AIRPLANES DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MANY OTHER AIRPLANES YOU HAVE FLOWN BEFORE.

10. AIRPLANES AND PILOTS BOTH ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME.

11. AIRPLANES DON'T CARE IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER AIRPLANES.

12. AIRPLANES DON'T MIND IF YOU BUY AIRPLANE MAGAZINES.

13. AIRPLANES EXPECT TO BE TIED DOWN.

14. AIRPLANES DON'T COMMENT ON YOUR PILOTING SKILLS.

15. AIRPLANES DON'T WHINE UNLESS SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG.

16. HOWEVER, WHEN AIRPLANES GO QUIET, JUST LIKE WOMEN, IT'S USUALLY NOT GOOD. "
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:54 am Post subject: Re: Been hittin' the schnapps....
Airplanes can be turned OFF by the mere flick of a switch, too. Would to God it was that simple sometimes with women! _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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