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Ascout on his Hog
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Freiherr_Kiefer
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:39 am Post subject: Ascout on his Hog
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:57 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
You may ask Ascout what that "cervesa" plane is doing in his hide-out..? A breaching of his protective dike, perhaps? The long awaited and constantly feared pilfering has started?

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
today it's a "Hogg's" day ?

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:02 pm
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- Freiherr_Kiefer

http://motorcycle-web.com/strange/pig_bike.jpg

Der Baron

LIBEL, SLANDER, MISIDENTIFICATON!!! That is well-known self-portrait of JG300-Stoopy posted long ago. He's since grown facial hair so he can move among the masses without being besieged by throngs of adoring fans, but he still rues the day he posted that pic....

You may be hearing from his attorneys...

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
OH - yes - overflying that part of the world claimed by them JG300-folks indeed has a lot of bristling porky-pine trees - - - -- let's say it's hoggy there instead of foggy

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
My mistake, the picture was mislabeled , here is the picture of Herr Ascout after a few to many schnapps Der Baron _________________ img.photobucket.com/al...ildSua.gif

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:18 pm
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Well, this is embarrassing...we had just been acting out my "Leda and the Swan" fantasy (I was Zeus, of course, the swan was just there for atmosphere) and I'm seen here all tuckered out after having just "done my duty". I had nothing to do with Clytemnestra, Helen, Castor and Polydeuces, though, no matter what you may have heard...that's all Tyndareus....HE'S the father! (I am so not paying any child support on this one....)

Also, I'd been naughty and was in need of a good spanking...

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
So..just wondering...where did you find that photo anyways?

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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:38 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
Did a google image search for pigs in helicopters and that was one of the hit's and with my deranged sense of humor, I couldn't resist teasing Ascout with it after a slight bit of censoring Der Baron _________________ img.photobucket.com/al...ildSua.gif

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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:09 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
3rd wing leader......................You are my hero _________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:34 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
- JG300-1Bullet 3rd wing leader......................You are my hero A leader is only as good as his troops. _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:51 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog
- Freiherr_Kiefer My mistake, the picture was mislabeled , here is the picture of Herr Ascout after a few to many schnapps Der Baron I was always under the impression that Stoopy worn the 'man bra'. Is this an attempt by Ascout to rout the leader.?

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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:32 pm
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- Kitform

I was always under the impression that Stoopy worn the 'man bra'.
Is this an attempt by Ascout to rout the leader.?

That shows how poorly JG300 is understood by enemy squads, and how effective is the mist of security layered over the Wilde Sau's. If your dossiers were up-to-date, you'd know that it's JG300-Stoopy that's creditted with "man-bra" wearage (to keep his saggy bits better under control under 'G' loading). He's been known to wear it off-duty, though, just for "comfort". There's some debate about whether Fr8ycat's collection can be rightly considered 'man-bras', but that's another story... Rolling Eyes

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