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You may ask Ascout what that "cervesa" plane is doing in his hide-out..? A breaching of his protective dike, perhaps? The long awaited and constantly feared pilfering has started? Mr. Green
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today it's a "Hogg's" day ? Laughing
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http://motorcycle-web.com/strange/pig_bike.jpg Twisted Evil

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LIBEL, SLANDER, MISIDENTIFICATON!!! That is well-known self-portrait of JG300-Stoopy posted long ago. He's since grown facial hair so he can move among the masses without being besieged by throngs of adoring fans, but he still rues the day he posted that pic....

You may be hearing from his attorneys...

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OH - yes - overflying that part of the world claimed by them JG300-folks indeed has a lot of bristling porky-pine trees - - - Rolling Eyes -- let's say it's hoggy there instead of foggy Laughing
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My mistake, the picture was mislabeled , here is the picture of Herr Ascout after a few to many schnapps



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Well, this is embarrassing...we had just been acting out my "Leda and the Swan" fantasy (I was Zeus, of course, the swan was just there for atmosphere) and I'm seen here all tuckered out after having just "done my duty". I had nothing to do with Clytemnestra, Helen, Castor and Polydeuces, though, no matter what you may have heard...that's all Tyndareus....HE'S the father! (I am so not paying any child support on this one....)

Also, I'd been naughty and was in need of a good spanking...

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Laughing rotflmao Laughing
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So..just wondering...where did you find that photo anyways? Shocked
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Did a google image search for pigs in helicopters and that was one of the hit's and with my deranged sense of humor, I couldn't resist teasing Ascout with it after a slight bit of censoring Razz

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3rd wing leader......................You are my hero Rolling Eyes

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3rd wing leader......................You are my hero Rolling Eyes


A leader is only as good as his troops. Rolling Eyes

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My mistake, the picture was mislabeled , here is the picture of Herr Ascout after a few to many schnapps
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I was always under the impression that Stoopy worn the 'man bra'.
Is this an attempt by Ascout to rout the leader.?

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I was always under the impression that Stoopy worn the 'man bra'.
Is this an attempt by Ascout to rout the leader.?

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That shows how poorly JG300 is understood by enemy squads, and how effective is the mist of security layered over the Wilde Sau's. If your dossiers were up-to-date, you'd know that it's JG300-Stoopy that's creditted with "man-bra" wearage (to keep his saggy bits better under control under 'G' loading). He's been known to wear it off-duty, though, just for "comfort". There's some debate about whether Fr8ycat's collection can be rightly considered 'man-bras', but that's another story... Rolling Eyes

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