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Freiherr_Kiefer · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:39 am Post subject: Ascout on his Hog

Der Baron

siskens · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:57 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

You may ask Ascout what that "cervesa" plane is doing in his hide-out..? A breaching of his protective dike, perhaps? The long awaited and constantly feared pilfering has started? Mr. Green

Uhu_Fledermaus · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

today it's a "Hogg's" day ? Laughing

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:02 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

- Freiherr_Kiefer

http://motorcycle-web.com/strange/pig_bike.jpg

Der Baron

LIBEL, SLANDER, MISIDENTIFICATON!!! That is well-known self-portrait of JG300-Stoopy posted long ago. He's since grown facial hair so he can move among the masses without being besieged by throngs of adoring fans, but he still rues the day he posted that pic....

You may be hearing from his attorneys...

siskens · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

OH - yes - overflying that part of the world claimed by them JG300-folks indeed has a lot of bristling porky-pine trees - - - Rolling Eyes

-- let's say it's hoggy there instead of foggy Laughing

Freiherr_Kiefer · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

My mistake, the picture was mislabeled , here is the picture of Herr Ascout after a few to many schnapps

Der Baron

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

Well, this is embarrassing...we had just been acting out my "Leda and the Swan" fantasy (I was Zeus, of course, the swan was just there for atmosphere) and I'm seen here all tuckered out after having just "done my duty". I had nothing to do with Clytemnestra, Helen, Castor and Polydeuces, though, no matter what you may have heard...that's all Tyndareus....HE'S the father! (I am so not paying any child support on this one....)

Also, I'd been naughty and was in need of a good spanking...

Uhu_Fledermaus · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

rotflmao

Chuck_71st · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Jul 23, 2005 Posts: 235

So..just wondering...where did you find that photo anyways? Shocked

Freiherr_Kiefer · Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:38 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

Did a google image search for pigs in helicopters and that was one of the hit's and with my deranged sense of humor, I couldn't resist teasing Ascout with it after a slight bit of censoring Razz

Der Baron

JG300-1Bullet · Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:09 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

3rd wing leader......................You are my hero Rolling Eyes

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:34 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

- JG300-1Bullet

3rd wing leader......................You are my hero

A leader is only as good as his troops. Rolling Eyes

Kitform · Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:51 am Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

- Freiherr_Kiefer

My mistake, the picture was mislabeled , here is the picture of Herr Ascout after a few to many schnapps
Der Baron

I was always under the impression that Stoopy worn the 'man bra'.
Is this an attempt by Ascout to rout the leader.?

Mr. Green

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:32 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout on his Hog

- Kitform

I was always under the impression that Stoopy worn the 'man bra'.
Is this an attempt by Ascout to rout the leader.?

That shows how poorly JG300 is understood by enemy squads, and how effective is the mist of security layered over the Wilde Sau's. If your dossiers were up-to-date, you'd know that it's JG300-Stoopy that's creditted with "man-bra" wearage (to keep his saggy bits better under control under 'G' loading). He's been known to wear it off-duty, though, just for "comfort". There's some debate about whether Fr8ycat's collection can be rightly considered 'man-bras', but that's another story... Rolling Eyes

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