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JG300-Ascout
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:44 pm
Post subject: So, some heathen sent me this "joke"...

"There was once a farmer who had a pig with only three legs. A passerby got curious and went up to the farmer's house and asked him about the pig.

The farmer said, "Well, one night our house caught on fire and my wife and I were sleeping. This pig broke down the front door, broke through the bedroom door and woke us up saving out lives!".

"Amazing story", said the passerby,"But what happened to his leg?".

"Well", the farmer explained,"A pig like that you just can't eat all at once".

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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject: Re: So, some heathen sent me this "joke"...
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:30 pm
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Call PETA NOW!!!!!!!!!

Not quite bad enough for Miss Kitty's so I'll tell it here...

Old man goes to the doctor and his wife goes into the exam room with him since he can't hear too well.

Doctor says "OK open wide and stick out your tongue"

Old man says "Eh? What?"
His old lady shouts at him "SHOW THE DOCTOR YOUR TONGUE"
Old man sticks out tongue, Doctor moves to next part of exam....

"Now I need to look in your ear, sir"
"Eh? What"
"HE NEEDS TO LOOK IN YOUR EAR" says his old lady

..you get the idea....

Finally toward the end of the exam the doctor says "OK, all I need now is a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample"

"Eh? What"

Old lady says....

wait for it......

"HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR"

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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:57 pm Post subject: Re: So, some heathen sent me this "joke"...
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject: Re: So, some heathen sent me this "joke"...
LMAO....

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