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JG300-Ascout · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject: Ascout is conflicted...

...in the market for a personal ride when I've overindulged.

A319CJ or BBJ3...what sayeth the forum?

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Shadow_Bshwackr · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:22 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

BBJ...I love soft cushy seats to pas ....uhm...I mean to sleep on..

piney · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:24 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

whichever one comes with pigskin upholstry

Piney

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:56 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

- piney

whichever one comes with pigskin upholstry

Piney

I'm ordering skwirrel hides.

piney · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:11 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

cool

Shades · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:27 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

It doesn't matter which one you go for.
I already tested the stewardesses for you.

Razz

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:54 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

- Shades

It doesn't matter which one you go for.
I already tested the stewardesses for you.

'Preciate it...how were Hans und Franz, anyway? We find male service attendants to be so much more service oriented. We don't want our in-flight "escorts", Heidi, Gretchen and Ursula distracted with menial duties. Laughing

RCAF_Wingnut · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:56 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

KAPOW! The lie detector robot knocks the Tree Rat into the past, right in front of a hungry saber toothed tiger. Oh look, tiger snacks.

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

- RCAF_Wingnut

KAPOW! The lie detector robot knocks the Tree Rat into the past, right in front of a hungry saber toothed tiger. Oh look, tiger snacks.

...where not even his screams could be heard, Hans und Franz in their leisuretime favoring the use of ball gags an' all....

Shades · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:21 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

stewardesses, not stewards.

*tsk

JG300-Ascout · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:28 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

- Shades

stewardesses*, not stewards.

*tsk

*Not on JG300-Ascout's Bizjet. Menial tasks are not assigned to the women, their duties require a full-time committment and they can't be troubled with mixing Margueritas and making coffee.

Besides, Ascout's Bisjet has screening procedures that make El Al look like Jet Blue. I wouldn't want to violate any statutes by saying we engage in "profiling", but anything with a bushy tail is regarded as potential FOD. Wink

Joe_D · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

Bushy tail and Nuts on his breath.

401RCAF_HitMan · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:04 am Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

LMAO.....

piney · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

guess Shades is worried now Laughing

Piney

Shades · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: Re: Ascout is conflicted...

Zackly!
Hey..!
Waittaminnit!!!

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