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...in the market for a personal ride when I've overindulged.

A319CJ or BBJ3...what sayeth the forum?

forums.ifdg.net/index....entry96361

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BBJ...I love soft cushy seats to pas ....uhm...I mean to sleep on..
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whichever one comes with pigskin upholstry

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whichever one comes with pigskin upholstry

Piney


I'm ordering skwirrel hides.

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cool Smile
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It doesn't matter which one you go for.
I already tested the stewardesses for you.

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It doesn't matter which one you go for.
I already tested the stewardesses for you.

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'Preciate it...how were Hans und Franz, anyway? We find male service attendants to be so much more service oriented. We don't want our in-flight "escorts", Heidi, Gretchen and Ursula distracted with menial duties. Laughing

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KAPOW! The lie detector robot knocks the Tree Rat into the past, right in front of a hungry saber toothed tiger. Oh look, tiger snacks.

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KAPOW! The lie detector robot knocks the Tree Rat into the past, right in front of a hungry saber toothed tiger. Oh look, tiger snacks.


...where not even his screams could be heard, Hans und Franz in their leisuretime favoring the use of ball gags an' all....

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stewardesses, not stewards.

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stewardesses*, not stewards.

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*Not on JG300-Ascout's Bizjet. Menial tasks are not assigned to the women, their duties require a full-time committment and they can't be troubled with mixing Margueritas and making coffee.

Besides, Ascout's Bisjet has screening procedures that make El Al look like Jet Blue. I wouldn't want to violate any statutes by saying we engage in "profiling", but anything with a bushy tail is regarded as potential FOD. Wink

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Bushy tail and Nuts on his breath.
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LMAO.....
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guess Shades is worried now Laughing

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Zackly!
Hey..!
Waittaminnit!!!

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