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Shades
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:01 pm
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Piney thinks he has Swine Flu.
He says he keeps coming out in rashers.
I think he's telling porkies but tried to help anyway by phoning for an ambulance.
I just got a load of crackling on the line.

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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:33 am Post subject: Re: Com-Central Swine Flu HQ
Don't worry..................We're all dead in 2 weeks JG300 will survive _________________ You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3

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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:42 am
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The JG300 R&D team, laboring in their underground labs deep inside the secret mountain were actually working on a strain lethal to skwirrels, but a spontaneous mutation caused it to jump species. We're just really sorry about this whole bru-ha-ha and will try to be more careful next time.

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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 4:42 pm Post subject: Re: Com-Central Swine Flu HQ
actually the doctor said the rash come from hanging out with vermin like tree rats, says the only effective cure is to exterminate them, I'm headin to the ammo store now so I can get a good start

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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:04 pm
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JG300 bacteriological warfare dept.

Piney, you never hung out with a tree-ra.... SKWIRRELL!
You hide behind trees, about 50yds away, with a air rifle aimed at 'em.

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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 5:20 am Post subject: Re: Com-Central Swine Flu HQ
my young'un have air rifles, for a measly 50 yard shot at a big target like a skwirrel I'd use my .22 Anschütz and aim fer yer eyeball

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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 3:27 pm Post subject: Re: Com-Central Swine Flu HQ
Yes, head shots are best, not that much meat on a tree-rat as it is...I've got about 2000 rounds .22 hollowpoint long rifles now... _________________ Reality is just an escape from your imagination....

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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:03 am
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- Wolfe

Yes, head shots are best, not that much meat on a tree-rat as it is...I've got about 2000 rounds .22 hollowpoint long rifles now...

That means there are some 2,000 tree rats needlessly infesting the planet. Quit posting and get to shootin'! Laughing

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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:15 am
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Then he can come my way,

All the little bastids are now climbing out of their nests after spring mating season. I am being over run by Fox Sqwirrels. One sorry SOB even chewed the prime bulb and plug wire boot off my lawn mower that was in my shed. Opened the hood on one of my Capri's and it was stuffed full of half eaten pecans and tree rat fuzzies.

I am now seriously considering an electric fence, just have to figure out how to install it so my dogs don't get zapped.

Shades, once it's set up you can test it for me by pissing on it Laughing

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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 7:29 am
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Capri's is good affordable housin'.
Plug wire is good eatin'.

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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:17 pm Post subject: Re: Com-Central Swine Flu HQ
I'll be back, Ascout wants me to get shootin'.....shades lives where? _________________ Reality is just an escape from your imagination....

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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:14 pm
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S.O.B.'s!

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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:37 am Post subject: Re: Com-Central Swine Flu HQ
one of these time's i'm gonna have to post the pic of a fox squirrel that lives near me he makes himself at home at my mom's birdfeeder apparently he loves Sunflower seeds _________________ riding horses is a lot like nuts n bolts, if the rider's nuts the horse bolts

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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: Re: Com-Central Swine Flu HQ
All of them fuzzy tailed critters do. We have North American Red and black Skwirrels here and they would take down the house to get to sunflower seeds. _________________ "May your Enemys Run With Fear!!"

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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:16 am
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We just got black skwirrells over here.
The reds is dyin out coz of the greys, and now the greys'll be dyin out coz of the blacks.
Good thing is that the blacks apparently get on with reds.

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