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Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a
sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.

Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Well, I'm in hawg
heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, What I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man, To patch up
life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those
fahr ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,

You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me
real tight like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I
lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite
all the years, yore age, it keeps a'hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a
skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at
Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are
forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you
sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, More useful
than diamonds......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

JG300-Lurps

Ascout, you never cease to amaze me with your literary eloquence ...! Mr. Green

JG300-Ascout

- JG300-Lurps

Ascout, you never cease to amaze me with your literary eloquence ...!

It's my facility with the cut-&-paste function that you should be admirin'! Laughing

RAF92_Moser

LMAO!!! Copy and paste never fails us.

Shadow_Bshwackr

LMAO....

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