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JG300-Stoopy · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject: Something to be VERY proud aboot!

AMAZINGLY information-rich video about our Canadian brethren...EXOS, Dan, Hoppa, I have to admit this was a REAL eye opener for me and I want to help fight some of the disinformation and misunderstandings that've been going on - I recommend this is mandatory viewing for all in JG300!

www.policelink.ca/IamCanadian.mpg

Plus there's a beaver in it...and the dude actually says "beaver"...hehheheh.....

401RCAF_HitMan

Amen.......I AM CANADIAN TOO "where men are men .. moose are scared and beavers have big teeth"

JG300-Hoppa

a great ol' beer commercial for sure eh!,,,,,I think when the ,,"I AM CANADIAN" slogan first came about some years back,,,,,,that awful tasting, bad breath forming, terrible aftertaste, flat, stale beer they called canadian boosted its sales figures probably 3 fold but I stuck true to my brand and never swayed like the rest did.........I drink Kokanee,,,,brewed 3 hours south of my hometown and for years was only available in B.C.,,,,,,,I couldnt even tell ya' if its available in the states but anyways...beer does not get any better.........

so after seeing on the news a few months back a segment that had me rolling on the floor LMAO, its ironic that you posted this Stoopy.....Molson Canadian sold out to the Americans and is now owned by ,,,,I think miller or something,,,,,,,,if you seen all the patriotic beer ads they made you also would have laughed to have seen the big sellout .......and ya' know,,,,I'm still drinking me kokanee and have sparkiling fresh breath and no beaverpee aftertaste,,,,lol Confused

www.kokaneebeer.com/ca/index.html

JG300-Hoppa

okay,,I may have got a little off topic there but I will happily rectify a couple things,,,,,,,,keep in mind its mind its early in the morning and Hoppa has prolly had just one too many of them kokanees.......note........this implys to myself and not all canadians.........

I am a lumberjack,,,(was).....and the whole fur trader thing,,,,well,,,we wont go there...

my mobile home in winter is more or less a modern igloo and my wife insists on eating raw fish at least once every two weeks. and my dogsled has 8 cylinders, is big and can pack around at least 10 dogs if I had too.

as for jimmy, sally,,,and suzy,,,,,had a great ol' time with sally and suzy one night but when jimmy caught up with me over that I dont think he liked me much anymore,,,,,(who woulda thunk it,,,,suzy was his wife)

my prime-minister is a corrupt thief who only thinks about lining his pockets and rather worrying about terrorists and lumber disputes and mad cows.....etc........he would rather focus his time on making sure that men can marry other men,,,there is a major priority huh?,,,,what the hell,,,,,it wont reflect on the rest of this great country will it......

I only speak english and may have learned only a few good cuss words in french,,,(thanks Exos),,,,,,and do you realize how much a single boot costs up here,,,let alone a whole pair

and a beaver is just a furry rodent ,,,,,with a big stupid tail.........he takes away jobs from us loggers with those chainsaw teeth so when I see them,,,,I like to smear them all over the front and underneath my dogsled.........

to be continued.......

JG300-Stoopy

Thanks Hoppa....again, this is very educational stuff I think most people didn't know about the Great White North. I'm still a bit curious about the penguins and how they fit in to the whole environment there (can't get away from thinking about them for some reason) , they weren't mentioned in the video clip but then again neither were those big white Orangutan-looking bear-things. I will also try to track down this locally-produced elixer you speak of, as it obviously has very strong and mind-expanding powers!

JG300-EXOS · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Jan 15, 2005 Posts: 495

greatest beer commercial ever Mr. Green

Kitform

WOW

After that commercial, I wish I was Canadian and that I could speak English... Mr. Green

POWER TO THE MIGHTY BEAVER

I know a song about lumberjacks...

- Guest...err..."JG300-Stoopy

I'm still a bit curious about the penguins and how they fit in to the whole environment there (can't get away from thinking about them for some reason)

How long have you had this fetti...err...problem about penguins????

Mr. Green

JG300-Ascout

We need a proper commercial for "Molson's JG300 Private Reserve"....it's much better than the conventional panther p*ss those Canuckistani puppets of Miller are selling at the Circle K! Laughing

We've got the trucks, we've got the ships, we've even got the babeage and pigs for a beer commercial....why dwell on some old commercial made by a bunch a' guys who can't end a sentence without saying "eh?"....eh?

JG300-EXOS · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Jan 15, 2005 Posts: 495

A beer commercial made entirely in FS9 and CFS3 eh?

JG300-Hoppa

okay Stoop,,,,,I'll put your mind at ease,,,,this is serious and no joke seeing as this penguin thing is consuming your thoughts I will not joke around...........there are no penguins in the northern hemisphere or our polar regions......only thing up there besides a buncha inuit settlements are polar bears, arctic foxes, seals and walrus's, whales,,,,a whole lotta nothing pretty much,,,,,,and especially no penguins ,,,,to my knowledge penguins are only found in antarctica in the southern hemisphere,,,,,I think they went down there to escape the polar bears up here,,,,,,damn those things all standing around would be a buffet for them bears,,,,,by the way........on another note,,,,,,on discovery awhile back was watching this documentary on this guy who goes up north to study the bears,,,,,he got some footage of the biggest polar bear he ever saw,,,,,,,followed his movement out to a ice sheet floating by with a buncha walrus's on it,,,,,,,next thing you know this bear came flying outa the water and grabbed a walrus,,,,killed and ate it.........just something I had to add,,,,,if you know how big a walrus is you can imagine how big and tough them bears are eh!!!!!....scary to think these things are maneaters huh.......

XcalibeR · ***Power User*** Offline Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Posts: 358

Yeah, there certainly aren't any penguins up in the arctic... but I wouldn't say in the entire Norther Hemisphere. There's a breed that makes it's home in Hawaii, if I'm not mistaken (yes, some penguins are tropical). Anyways, more than you wanted to know abou penguins, I'm sure Laughing

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