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That bit sounds appealing, where do I sign up? And why, fer cryin' out loud, would we want to exterminate the schoolgirls...won't they be needed for "comfort women" or something while we're plundering the rest of the populace?

"illegal satellite-mounted laser to steal the Korean people's water, using their weather control machines to successively create droughts to ruin the people's crops and then to inflict hailstorms on the people's crops"

Yep...gotta' love that Western technology!

Words of wisdom from the land of Kim Jung Il.....(and, Boy!..is he ever!)
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Saturday, July 02, 2005
US Imperialist War Criminals Unleash Weapon Of Mass Destruction On DPRK

The US imperialists of the Bush clique of criminal international war criminals, in their crazy mad illegal criminal bid to satisfy their neocon immoral appetite and guilty lust for world domination, have used the most criminaly insane and destructive means of bellicose means of aggressive destruction upon the Democratic People's Republic of Korea troughout its history in order to stifle it, a first stepping-stone towards world domination of the world under the bad evil criminal boot of dollar capitalism.

It started in 1945 when the Yankee US imperialist aggressors invaded the south of Korea, dividing it and setting up a puppet fascist nazi military dictatorship regime under the puppet Singman Rhee, murdering all who opposed the unjust criminal US imperialist rule of the US colonialists who lorded it over.

Then in 1950 they launched the criminal bellicose war of aggression against the north to conquer the whole of Korea to stifle, enslave and plunder it as a stepping-stone towards the realization of their fascist plans for world domination. They were ultimately soundly defeated by the mass heroism of the invincible Korean People's Army and grit and strength of the Korean people single-mindedly united as one under the flawless leadership of Great Leader Comrade Eternal President Kim Il Sung the Father of Korea, the most esteemed and admired statesman and military commander in world history. But during the war that they lost, the US imperialists made frantic desperate moves to exterminate the Korean people with weapons of mass destruction, launching a criminal germ warfare campaign in total violation of the Geneva Conventions that strictly forbids the use of weapons of mass destruction by the US imperialists.

Since then they, the criminal US imperialists of the Bush clique of vampiric warmongers and vampires afraid of the purifying rays of the Sun of Juche, have embarked on a wild criminal campaign of extermination of south Korean schoolgirls with their banned by international law armored vehicules, as well as using their illegal satellite-mounted laser to steal the Korean people's water, using their weather control machines to successively create droughts to ruin the people's crops and then to inflict hailstorms on the people's crops, heaping great devastation upon the agriculture of the DPRK in order to stifle it and its Juche-based socialist system freely chosen by its people and envied by all the peoples of the world.

This trend now continues with a new criminal bellicose offensive weather aggression by the US imperialists upon the DPRK as massive rainstorms wrought by the Bush clique of evil nazi fascists hit the land, reports the Korean Central News Agency :

DPRK Hit by Rainstorm

Pyongyang, July 1 (KCNA) -- Different areas of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea were hit by a strong wind and disastrous rainstorm. It rained heavily in Pyongyang, North and South Phyongan, North and South Hwanghae and South Hamgyong Provinces between 15:00 on June 30 and 06:00 on July 1.

The precipitation in the West Coast areas recorded 32 millimeters in Haeju, South Hwanghae Province, at minimum and 165 millimeters in Maengsan, South Phyongan Province, at maximum.

The rainfall was above 100 millimeters in Tokchon, Pukchang and Yodok, 71 in Kaesong and 60 in Hwangju.

For three hours from 18:00 on Thursday, it rained 115 millimeters in Tokchon, 110 in Maengsan, 88 in Pukchang, 78 in Thaechon , 48 in Pyongyang, 36 in Kusong and Jongju and 60 in Kumya, South Hamgyong Province.

The torrential rain coupled with a strong wind (more than 10 meters per second) has brought a severe damage to various economic sectors and people. The damage was serious as there was a heavy rain at night.

Officials of national and local institutions and people in the afflicted areas are now turning out in efforts to recover from the damage and investigate its correct amount.

This latest severe offensive attack upon the DPRK is proof that as long as the US imperialists remain free to roam, world peace can never be but an impossible dream. Therefore the progressives of the world join their voices and spirits with the Korean people demanding that the worst than Hitler Bush fascist and his entourage of nazi US imperialist worst war criminals in world history be brought before the International Crimes Court and be found guilty for war crimes against humanity.

posted by Banner Of Songun @ 7/02/2005

You can always tell crazy good propaganda by the insane amount of adjectives they use.

The US imperialists of the Bush clique of criminal international war criminals, in their crazy mad illegal criminal bid to satisfy their neocon immoral appetite and guilty lust for world domination, have used the most criminaly insane and destructive means of bellicose means of aggressive destruction upon the Democratic People's Republic of Korea troughout its history in order to stifle it, a first stepping-stone towards world domination of the world under the bad evil criminal boot of dollar capitalism.

LMAO Thats about the longest sentence I have ever seen.

BTW, I'm all for it when my country does crazy mad illegal criminal type stuff to satisfy their neocon immoral appetite and guilty lust for world domination.
I mean, honestly, is there any better reason??

,,,,,,,,,I guess a visit to korea is off the agenda for now,,,,wouldnt wanna get hit by that laser majiggy thing they are talking about,,,,,lol,,,

ROFLMAO....

Well, it does bring back memories of days gone past as I remember a quote from a not-so-liked American...

"Question everything and take nothing for granted!"

Still, it goes to show you how you shouldn't believe everything you read and yes, EVEN if it's etched in stone...lol

And you're right Akira, that is one long sentence. I guess politics is alive and well all over the world and some can't resist using a lot of adjectives when they speak, which by the way, undermines their credibility in my eyes...:wink:

Man that’s funny, unfortunately it works and is done all the time everywhere. Even here but at least we ours is more subtle and better written. Don’t look at me! Look at them! While I take everything you have.
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- 251_Akira_IJN

You can always tell crazy good propaganda by the insane amount of adjectives they use.

The US imperialists of the Bush clique of criminal international war criminals, in their crazy mad illegal criminal bid to satisfy their neocon immoral appetite and guilty lust for world domination, have used the most criminaly insane and destructive means of bellicose means of aggressive destruction upon the Democratic People's Republic of Korea troughout its history in order to stifle it, a first stepping-stone towards world domination of the world under the bad evil criminal boot of dollar capitalism.

LMAO Thats about the longest sentence I have ever seen.

:

"Welcome to "Bad Hemingway"...I'm your host...Leonard Pimph Garnel."


as for "bad evil criminal boot of dollar capitalism"...hmmmm....I saw a lot of that dollar capitalism at play in the Socialist Republic of Vietnam recently...can't speak to the boots, though....wear 'em myself!

"illegal satellite-mounted laser to steal the Korean people's water, using their weather control machines to successively create droughts to ruin the people's crops and then to inflict hailstorms on the people's crops"

And the problem is?

Where do you think us Southern California Capitalists got our record rainfall from this past winter.

Imperialistic fr8ycat likes his lakes and streams to be full, better fishing.
likes to over-water his grass, so he has a soft spot to fall and sleep on when he drinks too much of his watered down American neocon beer.

I think Kim Jong-Il has been listening to the Art Bell show.