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Shadow_Homfixr
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:52 pm
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UP



Read until the end.....you'll laugh....

This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the
dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky
or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we
wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We
lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.

At other times this little word has real special
meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is
special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at
night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may
wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it soaks UP the
earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now ........my time is UP !

Oh....one more thing:
What is the first thing you
do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night?

U
P !






Did that one crack you UP?


Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book..or not...it's UP to you.

Don't forget when your angry at someone it's Up Yours!!!!!



Now
I'll shut UP Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:33 pm
Post subject: Re: UP

I'm going to throw UP

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:34 am
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- Shadow_Homfixr
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .

Actually, we say 'It's clouding over'
Mr. Green

Nice one Homey, but you missed one...'My computers ****** UP again.'

Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:17 pm
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ROFL Kit...

Nice Homey! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:20 pm
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- Kitform
- Shadow_Homfixr
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .

Actually, we say 'It's clouding over'
Mr. Green

Nice one Homey, but you missed one...'My computers ****** UP again.'

Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green


He has that stenciled to the front of his monitor
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:17 pm
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missed another, american tank crew loaders shout "UP" when the breech closes on a fresh round

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:13 pm
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- piney
missed another, american tank crew loaders shout "UP" when the breech closes on a fresh round


...and any safety is released, the loader is out of the way, and the gun is clear to fire. Wink
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