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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:21 am
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From an Email

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth

I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:34 pm Post subject: Re: Fishing with Jack Daniels
LOL

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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:31 am Post subject: Re: Fishing with Jack Daniels
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:13 am Post subject: Re: Fishing with Jack Daniels
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:01 am Post subject: Re: Fishing with Jack Daniels
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