Fishing with Jack Daniels :: Archived

[piney]

From an Email

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.


Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth

I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.


A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

[Shades]

lol

[Shadow_Bshwackr]

LOL

[JG300-1Bullet]

A true story.

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Wheels

[Uhu_Fledermaus]

*hick*