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Shadow_Bshwackr
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:44 am
Post subject: Need answers for the driving test??

Here's some from the net...lol

Drivers Education Exam Answers

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of TransportationÃ‚Â´s driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He canÃ‚Â´t see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Guns donÃ‚Â´t kill people. I do.Ã¢â‚¬Â?

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving. A: IÃ‚Â´d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave Ã¢â‚¬Å“helloÃ¢â‚¬Â? if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

IMS_JoseCuervo
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Location: NEW YORK,PARIS,LONDON,FADETTE

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:38 pm Post subject: Re: Need answers for the driving test??
Now that;s funny...i don't care what yall say. _________________ "if a man says something in the woods and a woman isn't there to hear it, is he still wrong?"

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