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JG300-Ascout

Shocking! So shocking that it can't even be posted in the sty:

www.com-central.net/in...558#106558

I'm going to fix myself a drink and review our "enemies list". Wink

JG300-1Bullet

JG300-Ascout

- HF_SlowHand

Weeeeeeee

home movie of ascout as a baby

You'll notice that even then, I knew how and where to root around. Wink

HF_SlowHand

Weeeeeeee

home movie of ascout as a baby

HF_SlowHand

I found this video of Bush and Fled!!!

HF_SlowHand · Last edited by HF_SlowHand on Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:11 am; edited 1 time in total

hit the brakes man...

JG300-Ascout

Thanks for clearing that up!

- JG300-1Bullet

Well Duh............

JG300-1Bullet

HOW MANY TIME I TOLD YOU...........DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE WHEN WE BE ROCK CRAWLING ..................DAM

JG300-1Bullet

Well Duh............ Rolling Eyes

JG300-1Bullet

That's Cool. she is quite pretty............ Shocked

HF_SlowHand

Try this, friends (not while driving or operating heavy machinery)

1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes towards a plain flat surface.
3. Blink your eyes quickly.

JG300-Ascout

Father of former girlfriend long ago who was a pharmacist had to come home early one day to compose himself. A patient was trying to relate what he understood was to be the product he required (turpinhydrate with codeine) but with his imperfect comprehension and diction came out as a request "for some of that high-grade turdine". He managed to retreat to the back room for a couple of minutes so as not to embarrass the old man, filled his order and then had to excuse himself for a while so he could collect his composure.

Anyone who has worked in healthcare (myself included) has has similar episodes where maintaining a straight face takes the unnatural strength.

HF_SlowHand

boy, good thing they didnt have cell phone cameras back in the 70's....

One night bartending at the local rock n roll spot I broke the 'tit' on a sloe gin bottle and it leaked out and left a brighted red stain on front of my white pants before I realized what had happened LOL.... pretty much didnt matter what I said, there were stories...

- JG300-1Bullet

Shadow_Bshwackr

ROFLMAO.... TOooooooooooooooooooo funny!

As Larry the Cable guy says, " I don't care who 'ya are, that's funny right thar!" Wink

JG300-1Bullet

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