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...which is in use for those U.S. aircrew who attack and persecute our native English Skwirrell population.
Particularly Red's.

The castle appears to be perfectly normal, most of the time [pictured here during a scheduled guard change, via the only mainland access],


but occasionally a breakout attempt by inmates / friends / family / U.S. troops causes those clever Brit's to put into play an ingenious defence device, modelled on the story of Moses parting the Red Sea;
We simply drop the castle's foundations by twenty feet [picture showing escapee's on the access path as the castle begins to submerge].


Panic ensues on both sides as escapees realise what's happening and rush to retreat back to their respective shores, before they go the same way as the ancient Egyptians[picture]


Within ten minutes, castle access has completely disappeared, along with anyone who might have been a little too slow to get back to dry land.


It's not worth attacking skwirrells, not even drooling about roadkill stew!



[This is where I was last week, and it was actually 30 minutes, from the 1st photo to the last, when the only path to the island became impassable.]

LOL...Eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk.... lol