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RAF92_BattleHawk · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: Politically Correct Winter Season

This may be a little early but I thought it poignant.

To all my liberal and polictally correct bretheren:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor
the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the
wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others and is
void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Thank you for your patience in this matter.

To: My Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

RAF92_Moser

Wow...I hope you pulled this off the Internet BHawk, because if you took the time and effort to write that thing I'd....I'd....I'd elect YOU. Mr. Green

bsmart

But being in Canada he should have posted it in both French and English to be truely politically correct.

Happy Winter Shopping season to all

RAF92_Moser

Haha....Reminds me of Canadian Bacon!

RAF92_BattleHawk

Come on Moser you know me better, I'm a shameless slob! Twisted Evil

Shadow_Bshwackr

ROFL...

Thud68

...this guy should write for George Carlin... Cool

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